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Отново тия простотийки дето ги пишат често във фейсбук Хев фън


Избери месеца,в който си роден:
> January——- I kicked
> February—— I loved
> March——– I karate chopped
> April———- I slapped
> May———- I jumped on
> June———- I smelled
> July———– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September—- I danced with
> October——- I sang to
> November—– I yelled at
> December—– I ran over

Избери деня,в който си роден:
> 1——- a birdbath
> 2——- a monster
> 3——- a phone
> 4——- a fork
> 5——- a snowman
> 6——- a gangster
> 7——- my mobile phone
> 8——- my dog
> 9——- my best friends
> 10——- my neighbor
> 11——- my science teacher
> 12——- a banana
> 13——- a fireman
> 14——- a stuffed animal
> 15——- a goat
> 16——- a pickle
> 17——- my cat
> 18——- a spoon
> 19——- a smurf
> 20——- a baseball bat
> 21——- an assassin
> 22——- Bruce Lee
> 23——- a noodle
> 24——- a squirrel
> 25——- a football player
> 26——- my sister
> 27——- my brother
> 28——- an iPod
> 29——- a surfer
> 30——- a homeless guy
> 31——- a camel

Избери последното число от годината,в която си роден:
> 1——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ———– In a hole
> 4 ———– Under your bed
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8———- at the dinner table
> 9 ——– In line at the bank
> 0 ——– in your bathroom

Избери цветът на блузата,с която си в момента:
> White——— because I am cool like that
> Black——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
> Red———– because the voices told me to
> Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to
> Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown——— because I can
> Other———- because I’m an assassin!
> None———- because I can’t control myself!

I sang to a gangster riding a motorcycle , because that's how I roll .

I yelled at a fireman riding a motorcycle because I am cool like that!

I slapped a fireman sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help xD

I jumped on a banana on your car because the voices told me to (човече на банан )

I yelled at my cat in an elevator because the voices told me to.

I loved my dog at the dinner table because Big Bird said to.

I danced with a fork In a hole because I’m NOT crazy.

I jumped on a phone Under your bed because that’s how I roll

I ran over my science teacher In a hole because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

Муахаха!!